Please state the nature of the temporal emergency.
This is way too awesome to not reblog and share :D
Redditor slapshotten11 lives near TV Batman Adam West, and decided to look him up in the Ketchum, Idaho, phone book. But it’s not that easy to track down the Batman. It’s nice to know that even in this digital age, paper phone books can still provide us with so much amusement.
One of several canon high school AUs, where little Clark and little Bruce fight crime together.
Bruce HAS PARENTS. Who for the purpose of the plot move to Smallville.
Bruce shows off.
And of course, they fight crime as Superboy and the Flying Fox.
The Flying Fox costume is absolutely hilarious.
Ashur: You think this makes difference? My death will not heal the scars you bear. (to Crixus) Nor erase memory of my cock inside her, or all those that followed. (laughs)
Naevia: No. It will not. But it’s a fucking start! (TAKES HIS HEAD OFF)